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The FORBIDDEN Prediction Blog Episode 9

 

Death Race 2 

 

Well this one is obvious.

 

Being that it’s a no-research fight, anyone can win, but if this was a research fight Optimus would obviously be the winner. He has an ion blaster that can shoot from Earth into outer space. He transforms into robot mode, shoots everyone, then walks to the finish line while Stan Bush plays. No one moves faster than the ion blaster. No one can resist the ion blaster. It’s open and shut.

 

I mean do you really want research for this? It’s a train, a sports car, and a flying ford anglica against a robot warrior with a space gun. Can any of them survive weaponry that moves at the speed of ICBMs? No.

 

Good thing one of the racers wasn’t Herbie like people thought. Though I got to wonder why the car from Harry Potter made it in. The theme of the race is “living cars” and that’s not a living car. What happened Death Battle? Did someone get a case of the feels animating Herbie’s death scene and decided to edit it into the Harry Potter car?

 

I hope this race won’t be the cringe fest the last one was. Swan tried WAY to hard to play out-of-character brutality as humor. Adam West and Burt Ward acting like psychopaths isn’t funny, it’s cringe. You got a wide range of characters and personalities in this race and you could get something fun if Swan plays their personalities off each other and doesn’t just have Optimus Prime drive his energon axe into Thomas’ face for the lulz. I know people from blue states don’t have much empathy, but reign it in buddy. Even just a little self control will go a long way.