The Fourth Day

As before, Mr. Reeves awoke first, checked to see that Mr. Leeds was fast asleep in his office, and prepared breakfast. He also checked the electrograph for messages, for he assumed Fort Bowie would have something to say about the Red Ghost still roaming Eagle Creek, and he was right.

“The garrison at Fort Bowie sent an electrogram.” He informed his English guests over breakfast.

“Hmph.” Joseph exclaimed. “Let me guess, they want us to know that they have the utmost faith in our abilities and are praying for our success.”

Mr. Reeves smirked. “No. Not even close.”

“I thought so.” Joseph said.

“They’re urging us, in the strongest possible words that they dare use, to put a swift end to the bloody rampage of the Red Ghost.”

“Good Lord.” Joseph muttered. “This is only the fourth day. There’s only been one death. I don’t mean to sound like I’m belittling what happened to poor Ms. Richards, but Mr. Reeves, you’ve hunted down murderers before, human murderers, and did the authorities ever give you grief just four days into your manhunt?”

“Not once.”

“Of course! I swear, I don’t think mankind is ever going to stamp out ghost shyness. Some people will always be ghost shy–especially people in power, it seems! It’s always the the authorities that can’t stand ghosts. I bet it’s because they can’t tax them.”

“You’re probably right. Indians make them nervous for the same reason. It’s why they keep trying to make citizens out of them.”

“Have you sent a reply?” Matthew asked. “Tell them the Red Ghost’s haunting should be resolved today.”

“Tell them it’s a camel.” Joseph said. “Imagine the look on their faces when they read that!”

“I’ve already sent a reply.” Mr. Reeves said. “I told them we’re going to run the Zacare Operation against it today. I didn’t tell them about it being a camel, though.”

“Ah, why not?” Joseph asked.

“I thought I’d save such things for after we affix the Red Ghost.” Mr. Reeves answered. “They already think we’re incompetent, I don’t want them to think we’re insane.”

When they had finished breakfast, they flew Whisper out to a remote place along Eagle Creek, far from any homes. They were sure they would be able to affix the Red Ghost, but experience had taught them that a little caution could save a lot of grief. If anything happened, they wanted to make sure that an angry ghost wouldn’t be placed somewhere it could harm people.

Matthew produced his gaeite candle. “I’ll begin.”

He pressed a button on the metal base of his candle then turned a knob to the right as far as it would go.

A bubble of olprt radiance bloomed in the Arizona territory, stretching for miles in all directions. A tiny sun bloomed like a flower in the Arizona wilderness.

Matthew gathered his thoughts, then began.

A Dyeus King recalled the previous king to the throne room. He arrived with a sly grin. Of course, he would be needed. He had arranged things well before the assassination to make sure that he would be needed.

The Zacare Operation.

Far into the distance, a red beast walked out of the air. Its long legs stamped down into the yielding earth like tentpoles driven by a hammer. Now that the manesologists were aware of what was on its back, they could clearly see the skeleton bobbing up and down on its back. Time and dusty winds had eaten away the skin, but the ligaments still held firm.

“Do we affix him now, Matthew?” Joseph asked.

“No. Not now.” Matthew answered. “He doesn’t detect us, we’re well outside his Astral hand. Let’s try and study his habits before he starts kicking and screaming.”

“If he starts heading this way we need to move, so be ready for that.” Mr. Reeves said. “That acute sensitivity of his means as soon as we brush up his Astral hand, he’s going to either run from us, or charge at us.”

“Spyglasses, everyone.” Matthew said.

The group produced spyglasses made with gaeite lenses. The light seen through their amber-colored ends could be altered with simple Operations to produce clear images of the naturally invisible well beyond the range of conventional gaeite candles. In the case of a ghost that was already visible, the spyglasses were still useful as spyglasses.

Through their spyglasses, the men could see the Red Ghost and its white rider in clear, gruesome detail.

“Look at that!” Joseph exclaimed. “God, there’s still some flesh hanging off the bones.”

“I think that’s clothing.” Martin said. He took a closer look. “No, wait, I was wrong. It’s clothing and flesh. Oh God, I think he died in the saddle. I think he died slowly.”

“Very slowly.” Mr. Reeves said. “Look down at his legs and waist and you’ll see what I mean.”

The Englishmen did so, and saw leather straps so tightly bound to the desiccated legs that they almost seemed a part of him, like drooping strips of peeled skin only partially cut from the muscle.

The straps vanished beneath the red fur of the ghost camel. The straps had evidently been on for a long, long time. Raw flesh and matted fur must have grown over the straps, and the ectoplasmic body of the ghost camel mirrored the poor fate of the living camel.

‘Martin, your eyes have a way of sussing out the difference between physical matter and ectoplasm.” Joseph said. “What are those straps?”

“They’re physical matter.” Martin said. “I was right. Some poor man died in the saddle, but what’s more, someone lashed him to it. Even after he died, the camel continued to carry him. Even after the camel died, the camel continued to carry him. Oh, that’s so hellish!”

“Maybe when the Union retook Camp Verde they tied a Confederate soldier to a camel and made it go, just to torture the poor man?” Joseph suggested.

“Both sides did things like that to each other.” Mr. Reeves said. “So it’s certainly possible. But another explanation is that the man could have been learning to ride his camel.” Mr. Reeves suggested. “I’ve heard of people that tie themselves to their horses when they’re just learning how to ride. Maybe the man wanted to ride a camel. Maybe he was a Jefferson Davis fan and purchased one from Arabia, or maybe he was a Confederate soldier and picked one up when they first took Camp Verde. Regardless, my guess is that the camel got spooked by something, broke into a gallop, and he could never get the straps undone.”

“Amazing how just one innocent mistake like that can end a man.” Joseph said.

“Wait! Everyone be quiet!” Mr. Reeves held up a hand. “Quiet! You hear that?”

The manesologists strained their ears to listen to the wind. Joseph’s old ears couldn’t hear a thing, but Martin and Matthew heard a voice as dry and creaky as the bones strapped to the camel.

“Water…water…take me to water…”

“God, poor man went an awful way.” Mr. Reeves said. “Better a bullet to the head than that.”

“What’s he saying?” Joseph asked.

“Water.” Martin said. “He’s begging for water.”

“Oh. Then I can see why the man manifested as his mount.” Joseph said. “Think about it. The poor man is tied to a camel. His body is baking in the sun. He’s dying. His only hope is that his camel leads him to water, and it’s a damn thin hope considering how long camels can go without water. His mind starts to go. But he thinks, in his last thoughts, that if the camel keeps going, he can stay alive. He starts to will the camel to take another step, just another step. He starts to think of himself as the camel. And now, as a ghost, he is the camel.”

“I know I’d rather think of myself as the beast over the poor man attached to it.” Martin said.

“I just remembered something, gentleman.” Mr. Reeves said. “Mrs. Richards was killed while watering the cattle. And the bear was killed close to the creek. Parts of it were even in the water. It may have been trying to get a drink when the Red Ghost came upon it.”

“So the Red Ghost killed them to try and get at their water.” Joseph said.

“Seems that way.” Mr. Reeves said.

“Then there’s something I don’t understand.” Martin said. “Eagle Creek is right there. He’s been sighted going up and down the creek since his haunting began. Lucid the Red Ghost is clearly not, but he’s been around here long enough to figure out that the creek is full of water, and he was certainly aware of it when he killed that grizzly, so why is he roaming around? Why isn’t he by the creek constantly drinking?”

“Let’s find out. It’s time for an experiment.” Matthew said. “Martin, could you tell your dogs to gouge out a little furrow from the creek?”

“Hold on, Matthew.” Joseph said. “We should try a different water source. Let’s eliminate the possibility that something about the creek makes him hesitant to drink from it.”

Martin spread his arms out and gestured to the dry wilderness around them. “A different water source, such as?”

“The Sky Witch.” Joseph answered.

“You’re going to call her?” Mr. Reeves asked.

“Yes.” Matthew said.

“Are you sure you want to do that? If I remember your reports correctly, she’s a little exuberant when it comes to requests.”

“We recruited her before Blackwall was even built. She does have a spirit to her, but she can be trusted to act so long as what’s requested of her pertains to lightning, wind, and rain. The Bancroft incident you’re probably thinking about happened because we asked her to dry up a body of water, not create one. We won’t make that mistake here.”

“So she’s all about service, rain or shine.” Mr. Reeves said. “Like a US postman.”

“Well, in her case, service in rain, but never shine.” Matthew said.

He closed his eyes and called to the Sky Witch. His thoughts reached out to her across the planet, reached out to her all the way at her remote chain of islands in the Atlantic. Ernst, Morton, and Glass had placed her there so that she could play with the weather as often as she liked without disturbing a soul.

The Dyeus King called his old lover to his side, but dismissed her an instant later. He could not bear to see her face, which held the same beauty, and the same disapproval.

The Zacare Operation

The Sky Witch appeared in her preferred form, that of a black and billowing stormcloud chuckling with thunder. The olprt radiance didn’t make her look a bit different from her regular appearance. A black silhouette of a stormcloud was just as black as a stormcloud.

“Ah, Dr. Ernst! It’s been a while since you’ve called me.” the Sky Witch said. “What is that over there? A camel? Oh, may I have it? I want to take it back to my island!”

“No, sorry Mattie.” Matthew said. “That’s the manes we’re trying to help today.”

“Another animal ghost? Interesting! You don’t see many of those! Oh, are you sure I can’t have it, Dr. Ernst? It looks so fluffy, and its big head is so cute! It would look so keen running on my beaches! What’s that thing on its back, by the way?”

“I’m sure you can’t have the camel, Mattie.” Matthew said. “Mattie, we need you to pay attention. We called you here to fill a hole with water. We’re doing an experiment that will hopefully teach us something about the manes. The manes wants to drink water, but won’t drink from the creek. We’re going to find out why.”

“Uh? Another watering hole? It seems you always want rain from me. Rain, rain, rain. This is the American southwest, isn’t it? Can’t you find some natives to do a rain dance for you?”

“Just fill the hole, Mattie, and then you can go back to your island.”

“Good! It’s so dry out here, and quiet. Not like my island at all.” The Sky Witch looked at Mr. Reeves. “Oh! Look at you! A black man! I’ve never seen a black man before!”

“And I’ve never seen a Sky Witch before.” Mr. Reeves said.

“Focus, Mattie.” Matthew said. “We need you to fill a hole with water.”

“Well, where’s the hole?” the Sky Witch asked. “I can’t fill what I can’t see!”

“Martin?” Matthew asked.

“One moment.” Martin replied.

Suddenly, there was a puff of dust, far off to the side of the Red Ghost. When it cleared, the group could see the small fissure in the earth Martins’ dogs had made.

The camel rolled its massive neck over to the crack in the earth. Its feet soon followed.

“…Find it…Find water…” the Red Ghost muttered to the wind. “Water…bring me to water…”

“Fill it, Mattie.” Matthew said.

Far above, the clouds began to swirl. White whirled into gray and then into black.

“Good lord, she’s stirring the entire sky1” Mr. Reeves exclaimed. “From horizon to horizon, like a big bowl of milk!”

“You don’t need to be so fancy.” Matthew said to the Sky Witch.

“No, I don’t, but it’s so much fun to be fancy! Especially when I have an audience! Are you impressed, black man?”

“I can’t rightfully say I’ve seen the sky do that before.” Mr. Reeves said. “So yes, I’m impressed.”

“Fill the hole, Mattie.” Matthew said. “We don’t have all day.”

The Sky Witch sighed, and her sigh was like the sound of a brief summer shower tickling the Earth.

“Fine, fine…”

The Sky Witch reached out with her power and tore a small fraction of a cloud off, like a child pulling apart a bit of cotton.

“First, you pinch off a piece of cloud.”

The cloud fell like a feather to the Earth and filled the crack in the ground like mist.

The camel looked at the mist, very confused, and snorted.

“Then all you have to do is make it cold, see? It’s very easy–for a Sky Witch!”

The mist congealed into water and filled the crack.”

The voice of the Red Ghost roared. “Water! Water! I can smell it! Bring me to water! Go!”

The camel darted over to the crack, and then, a black body arose from the white bones and flung itself towards the water.

The body was raw and burnt. It was hard to tell how old the man was. The damage to his flesh gave him the appearance of wrinkles, but he could have been a young man.

The body landed just shy of the water and crawled toward the liquid, fingers arched like claws, mouth agape.

He buried his blistered arms in the water and sank his face into it. Then, with a pained growl, he pulled himself away.

The water wasn’t disturbed. Not as much as a ripple crossed its surface.

“Bad water! Dirty water! Poison water!” the man screamed.

Not a drop fell from his face or arms. Nothing clung to his ectoplasm.

He drank nothing.

The man sobbed tears without moisture. “It’s never good water…never good…always thirsty…gonna die…gonna die soon…”

The man vanished. The camel turned away from the water and began to trod off in search of water.

The camel had been searching for a long, long time.

“I think I understand now.” Matthew said. “The poor man can’t slake his thirst. His thirst is a deep, deep memory. Touching water does nothing to remedy it, so he thinks whatever he touches is bad water, and goes off in search of more.”

“He’s been doing this for so long…poor man’s an American Tantalus.” Martin said. “He’s surrounded by water, but he can’t drink a drop!”

“Would it help if I made it rain?” the Sky Witch asked. There was concern in her voice, and the Sky Witch was rarely concerned about anything.

“No.” Matthew answered.

“But Dr. Ernst, the poor man’s dying of thirst! He’s dying of thirst forever! I can wring all the moisture out of the sky just like one would a towel! I can cause such a downpour that he’d never need to drink another drop of water again!”

“No, Mattie, that won’t work.” Matthew said. “You could flood all of Arizona, it wouldn’t help a thing. The problem isn’t the water, it’s him.”

The Sky Witch sighed, and her sigh was like a muffled thunderclap. “Then why did you call me here if all I can do is watch that poor man suffer?”

“I have an idea, Mattie.” Matthew turned to his fellow manesologists. “I think we can affix the Red Ghost in such a way so that he’ll be content and comfortable. First, we weaken his ba spiritual component, his memories, not enough so that he forgets who he is, but enough so that he can forget that he’s perpetually thirsty. A fleeting thirst can be slaked.”

“Oh!” the Sky Witch exclaimed. “Then I can make it rain, right?”

“Yes. We’re going to bury him in a body of water. We can’t use the creek though, people use it, so we’ll make a little pond for him. The sensation of water finally slaking his thirst, and being surrounded by that water, should give him a profound and embryonic feeling of calm. And when he realizes that, when he realizes he’s submerged but not drowning, he will realize that he is a manes. His nightmare will be broken. He will know that he is dead, he will feel that he is at peace, and what more could we do for a manes, gentlemen?”

“Good.” Joseph said. “I like this plan, Matthew. If this goes like you say, then this will be one of our good cases, even with the earlier homicide.”

“So we’re going to repeat what we did before, Mattie.” Martin said. “I dig a pit, and you fill that pit with water.”

“I’m not quite sure I understand what’s going on here, but if you say it’s for the best, then I’ll believe it’s for the best.” the Sky Witch replied.

“Hold on.” Mr. Reeves said. “I think it’s a good plan, Dr. Ernst, but there’s a hitch. I think we might be dealing with two ghosts, not one.”

“Two ghosts? Joseph asked.

“Yes. The camel and the man. I think they’re together.”

“That would make this one hell of an exceptional case.” Joseph said. “Animal ghosts are rare, and so are combined ghosts. If you’re right, the Red Ghost is a rarity of a rarity.”

“Well, this is the country for such things.” Mr. Reeves said.

Joseph shrugged. “Right. I can’t argue with that. The country that made Bass Reeves would be the country to make the first human-animal ghost pair.”

“What makes you think there are two manes, Mr. Reeves?” Matthew asked.

“It’s mostly a hunch, though my hunches tend to be good. The poor man is insane. He wants water, but he can never get water. That’s Tantalus, from Greek mythology, like Dr. Glass said. He’s in such a bad state people would call it divine punishment, and he attacked not only a bear but a woman for their water. I can’t see a man that desperate and crazed relenting from attacking someone that might have fought on his side. I’ve known enough men like that to know they aren’t that considerate.”

“But what about the Confederate with the belt buckle?” Joseph asked.

“I don’t think he was spared because the deceased man had Confederate sensibilities. I think he was spared because the camel had Confederate sensibilities. That camel is clearly dog-loyal to his rider. It took on a grizzly without knowing that it itself was a ghost and invulnerable. That takes loyalty. But such a loyalty would also logically apply to all its previous owners, who were presumably Confederates. I can see the camel stopping short of killing the Confederate once it saw the belt buckle. What I think happened was this: one of the camels the Confederates released from Camp Verde found its way to Eagle Creek and it remembered the nice men with shiny CSA belt buckles and gray shirts that opened its cage. It thrived out here, as camels do in this environment, until it came across a frontiersman, maybe a trapper, or a prospector. This man was probably wounded, maybe even dying. Maybe he ran into bad men, it happens out here, or maybe he just had a bad accident without anyone around to help him, that happens out here too, but regardless, he’s hurt, he’s bleeding, and then he sees this strange animal trot up to him. Maybe he himself was a Confederate, or maybe the camel was just a very helpful and friendly animal, but it gets close enough that our man can get a rope around it. Our man figures that this strange animal before him might not be a horse, but it’s still an animal, and all animals drink.”

“Oh, the poor man.” Martin said.

“You’re getting the idea, Dr. Glass. Our man figures that if he lashes himself to this animal it’ll eventually head to water. It was just his awful luck that a camel can go up to fifteen days without a drink. But how would he know? But that’s how I think he and his animal are both ghosts.”

“What does all that have to do with anything?” the Sky Witch asked impatiently. “So there are two thirsty ghosts, so what? Let’s make a lake already, we can push them both in and end their pain.”

“If it was that easy I would have waited until we were done to speak up.” Mr. Reeves said. “Before we affix the man, we have to separate him from the camel, otherwise one or both of them might panic. I don’t think the camel would take it well if the man was suddenly pulled of his back, and given the teleportation abilities we’ve encountered, if we do this wrong, we might send a berserk ghost up and down the entire territory.”

“So just affix both of them at the same time.” the Sky Witch said. “Surely you all can do that? Let’s make that pond or lake or ocean or whatever already and dunk them in it!”

“We shouldn’t affix them both in the pond.” Matthew said. “The camel doesn’t seem to have its rider’s crazed thirst. It may find the water distressing rather than calming. And if we affix them both out of water, one or both will panic, and they’ve suffered enough. We will do what Mr. Reeves suggests–we separate them first.”

“I can do that!” the Sky Witch exclaimed. “Just give the word and I’ll create one of those special spiritual winds and blow one that way and the other the other way!”

“Let’s try a more gentle approach.” Matthew said. “We’ll lure the man with water, just a little, until he’s well away from the camel. Then we drop a rain cloud on him.”

“Well, I’ll drop the raincloud.” the Sky Witch said. “But you can all take the credit if you want, I don’t mind. Just be sure that when Illustrated Phantom Stories prints this adventure that I’m on the cover. And make sure I’m marked this time, I didn’t like how the last cover had me as a rain cloud.”

“But you are a rain cloud.” Mr. Reeves said.

“Yes, but they ought to label me so people know I’m a very special rain cloud.”

“I don’t like this plan, Matthew.” Martin said. “We show him water and then pull it away, that’s making him more like Tantalus than the poor man already is.”

“If you have a better idea, please share it.” Joseph said.

Matthew sighed. “I don’t. So let’s do it.”

“First, we need a puddle.” Matthew said. “And I mean a puddle, Mattie. Make a bucketful of water and if we need more we’ll tell you. Put it on the ground a little ways from the camel. That should get the man to detach from the camel.”

“I won’t even need to cut up a cloud for that.” the Sky Witch said. “Just the air on the ground will do.”

The camel stopped. It curved its neck. There, within only a few feet, was suddenly a puddle of water.

The ghost of the man sprang out of the bones. “Water! Water!”

“Move it quickly, Mattie!” Matthew cried.

The puddle jerked away like a living creature.

“No!” the blistered ghost shouted. “No! Come back! I’m so thirsty! Water! Water!”

“Martin, make a pond and make it deep.”

There was a crack like thunder.

A sphere of rock and dirt disgorged itself from out of the ground, rolled some distance, and crumbled into a small hill. The blistered ghost didn’t pay the miracle any attention. His eyes were set upon the dancing water which dripped like a blue sake down the sides of the crater. The blistered ghost chased the water on his hands and knees.

“Water!” he shouted as he reached the bottom and sprang like a feral animal at the puddle, fingers stretched like claws.

“Now!” Matthew shouted. “Fill the pond, Mattie!”

The Sky Witch did so.

The sky darkened in an instant and opened itself. A torrent of rain fell upon the blistered ghost. So thick was the rain that it was like a solid column of water.

When the water sloshed over the sides of the crater, the Sky Witch ended the storm, and the sky was as clear and blue. Not a drizzle was left upon the hot Arizona air.

The water was still. Not a ripple disturbed its surface.

“I think that did it.” Martin said.

“We’ll see.” Matthew said as he gestured for the other manesologists to follow him to the water’s edge. “You’ve done your part, Mattie, you may go now.”

“I want to see the ghost up close!” the Sky Witch said. “After all, don’t I deserve to after I helped him?”

“I’m sorry, but your part here is done. You may return to your island.”

“Can I at least take the camel with me?”

“No, you cannot take the camel with you.”

“But it doesn’t have a rider anymore! I’ll take good care of it, honest!”

“Robert Lumen would kill me if he heard that we gave you an animal ghost as a pet. They’re too rare and too valuable to be kept as pets.”

“But you three keep Whistle!” the Sky Witch whined.

“Whistle is our work horse.” Matthew said. “He is not our pet. Besides, you have plenty of fish to care for.”

“Oh, but they’re so dull! They don’t even notice me unless I’m pulling them up in a waterspout, and even then all they do is swim around and stare until they fall back down into the water.”

“We’ll discuss this later, Mattie. Right now, the four of us still have work to do. Now, would you like to go back through the Operation, or can we trust you to fly back to your island chain?”

“Can I sprinkle some showers on the way back?”

“Light showers. Very light. And don’t stir up the wind. This is flat country, you’ll likely cause a dust storm if you do.”

“Okay! Well, since I get to have a little fun, I guess I can forgive you three for not giving me the camel.”

The Sky Witch rose into the air and became the one black cloud on a sunny day. Then, she headed East, and drifted over the horizon.

“Yep. Just like her file.” Mr. Reeves said. “Anyway, let’s go see if this haunting is resolved or not.”

The four manesologists walked to the edge of the newly formed pond.

The ghost floated just below the surface of the water. He could see a silvery-white light shine above the water, and in the light, four men came to the edge of the water.

“What is your name, sir?” Matthew asked.

“I’m George Sleather. I’m a trapper. I hurt my leg. I…I’m not thirsty anymore…”

“How do you feel?” Matthew asked.

“I feel whole. And cool.”

“It’s cooler at the bottom.” Matthew said. “And darker. Would you like to take a nap?”

“I…I can nap in water? How can I nap in water?”

“The same way you’re talking in water.” Matthew answered.

“Oh…Oh, I think I understand.” George Slather’s cracked flesh stretched into a smile. “I was afraid of being this. I tried so hard not to be this…” his leather-like eyelids closed over his burnt eyes. “…But it’s not so bad, not while I’m not hot and thirsty…”

“Go to sleep, Mr. Slather.” Matthew said. “A new life will wait upon your rest.”

The ghost of George Slather sank to the bottom of the pond, and as he fell, the heat, and dust, and sunburns of his miserable ride oozed out of him and stained the water red.

The camel, ever dutiful, ran to the edge of the water. It peered down and saw his long-suffering rider go limp within the crimson water. Never had he gone quiet, not in all their years of wandering. But now, he was silent and at peace.

Their long journey was finally over.

The camel gave a mighty grunt, and the sound echoed throughout the wilderness. His rider had dismounted, and so there was no more need for the stinking weight that bound the two together.

The camel flexed its mighty back. The straps strained then snapped. The skeleton shattered to pieces and scattered around the creek.

The camel shook itself, glad to feel the pressure on its body finally abate. Then it bent down, sipped from the red pond, and content with the little drink it took, vanished.

…..

The sun was high as they gathered the scattered bones of George Sleath. Mr. Leeds had arrived swiftly to assist in the gathering. He could smell bone all the way down to the marrow, which allowed the group to gather every bit of George Sleath down to the smallest digit. Martin kept the sun off their backs with his dogs, which allowed them to work in the shade.

“Dr. Glass, that is an awe-inspiring ability.” Mr. Reeves said. “Dimming the sun like that is like a miracle from out of the Bible.”

“It’s nothing.” Martin said.

“No, it’s something, alright. You turned day into night, at least in this little area.”

“It’s nothing more than the thaumaturgical equivalent of opening an umbrella.”

“Ha! Sure. And I suppose what the Ror Raas did back over Shiloh was the thaumaturgical equivalent of dry grass and a tinder box?”

Martin shrugged. “Well, more or less…”

“Dr. Glass, How does the trick work, exactly?” Mr. Reeves asked. “How are the dogs blocking sunlight if they’re invisible? Isn’t light passing through them?”

“Usually, light does pass through them.” Martin explained. “They’re nothing but Bessantic force. They’re a hand pushing, or pulling, but without the hand. But a few years back, we faced a manes that nearly killed us. He was very lucid for a manes, and very intelligent, and he trapped us inside his mansion. He had things fixed in such a way so that we were in an airtight chamber, and if we did anything to get out, used any sort o Operation, a floor above us would vanish, and fire, pure fire, like the ghostfire that composes Nick’s body, would fall down on us. He doubted whether or not my dogs would have protected us, and in truth, I thought doubted as well. We had to thread the needle to get out of that one. But after we got out of that, I researched and experimented with the dogs until I was able to will them to block heat and light. If you could reach up and touch them, right before your fingers made contact, the air would feel incredibly cold, because they’re absorbing not just the light but the heat, but then, just as your finger made contact, the dogs would feel hot, hot like a skillet.”

“I get the idea.” Mr. Reeves smirked. “So they’re not just the thaumaturgical equivalent of an opened umbrella, but the thaumaturgical equivalent of a hot skillet?”

“Yes. Quite a lot of thaumaturgy is just mundane things done in a weird way.”

They continued to gather the earthly remains of George Sleath, the only thing the poor trapper had to his name in the end, down to the last white fragment. Mr. Leeds did most of the work by virtue of his swiftness and ability to hold several bones in his large mouth at once. When they were done, they emptied the gathered contents of their sacks into a wooden coffin.

Matthew activated his gaeite candle.

A Dyeus hunter whistled, and his loyal dog came to his side, as he did, as he would, as he would do forever.

The Zacare Operation

In the silvery-white light of the olprt radiance, the black silhouette of a young man in a miner’s cap appeared. The light on the end of his cap was black, for it was part of who he was, and all parts of a ghost were rendered as a silhouette inside olprt radiance.

He looked around, and his gaze fell on the red pond.

“So, this is Arizona…” the words bubbled out of his broken neck along with silt-filled water.

“Yes. Welcome to America, Alan.” Matthew greeted his old friend.

“Are all the ponds in Arizona red?”

The group shared a laugh, and after what they had gone to, it felt very good to laugh.

“Well, Alan, we have a black pond back in Epping.” Joseph said. “And far to the south in Tekeli-Li’s kingdom, there are white ponds everywhere. God apparently likes the colors of chess, because he placed a red pond here in Arizona to round out the set.”

Mr. Reeves approached Alan. “So you’re the Knocker of Huskar Pit? I’m honored to meet you, sir. I’ve heard all about the miners you’ve rescued over the years. Why, just back in February you crossed the ocean to save all those boys in Illinois, in Diamond Mind. You saved hundreds.”

“There are no oceans or borders where I live, far below the cities.” the Knocker said. “I listen for danger through the rocks. I go where there is danger and I do what I can. I do what any man would do, had they my unfettered range.”

“I’d like to shake your hand, if I can.” Mr. Reeves said.

Alan shook his arm. Ectoplasmic dirt fell from his body. The dirt was as much a part of him as his neck wound and miner cap. “Even as I am, you would shake my hand, sir?”

“Shoot! My skin’s about as dark as yours! A little grunge is nothing!”

“I thank you for the sentiment, sir, but I cannot touch people. I am not that kind of ghost. I can touch only the substances that buried me–water and rock and dirt. You would touch my dirt, but not my hand.” The Knocker turned to Matthew. “I hope you don’t need me to do something to the pond, Dr. Ernst. I don’t think I can change the color of water, just its shape.”

“We don’t need you to do anything to the pond, Alan.” Matthew answered. “Believe it or not, the pond is just the way it needs to be. What we need you to do is make a grave and a headstone for the poor manes that now sleeps in that pond.”

The Knocker peered closely into the pond.

“You must have done him a good turn, Dr. Ernst. He’s smiling.” the Knocker said.

“He’s finally getting to rest after a long, long search.” Matthew said.

The Knocker pointed to a spot next to the pond. The ground suddenly caved in, leaving a perfectly square grave. “Is this good?” he asked.

“Perfect.” Matthew said.

Mr. Reeves whistled. “You say you can only touch earth and water. Well, my friend, you got a good and mighty grip from what I can see!”

“Thank you.” the Knocker said. He pointed again and a rock emerged at the end of the grave. The Knocker vanished, and reappeared by the rock. He touched it with his fingers, now black from soot instead of olprt radiance, and the rock began to change. Portions of its mass sloughed off and pooled at the bottom forming a solid puddle.

“He’s melting it!” Mr. Reeves exclaimed.

“Not really.” Matthew said. “It’s still solid, it just moves at his command. It’s like a very controlled, extremely graceful rockslide, but with only one rock. A pebbleslide, if you would.”

“Call it what you like, Dr. Ernst, it looks like he’s melting it like a big icicle to me.” Mr. Reeves said.

The Knocker removed his hands. The rock had formed into a simple, but stately, cross.

“Good job, Alan.” Matthew said.

“Shall I write something on it?” the Knocker asked.

“He can do that?” Mr. Reeves asked.

“Oh yes.” Matthew smiled. “Alan has precision as well as power.”

“His name was George Sleath.” Martin said. “We don’t know when he was born, nor when he died. I suppose you can write “19th Century.””

“That should work.” Joseph said. “I feel like there should be a sentence or two after. Any ideas, gentleman?”

Martin closed his eyes. “”With joy you will draw water from the wells of salvation.” That’s from Isaiah. Isaiah 12:3.”

“You got the whole Bible memories or something?” Mr. Reeves asked.

Martin grinned. “And the Torah, and the Quran, and the Mahabharata.”

“Don’t get a big head.” Joseph said. “Libraries do what you do, and libraries don’t give you lip whenever you try to get an answer out of them.”

“I think that verse is a fine thing to put on his headstone.” Matthew said. “Go ahead and write it, Alan.”

The Knocker touched the cross with his fingertip and the smooth surface retracted to form letters.

“I don’t think I’m ever going to see something like this again in my entire life.” Mr. Reeves said. “Excuse me? Alan?”

The Knocker turned. “Yes, Mr. Reeves?”

“I got a favor to ask you. When I die, could you make my headstone and grave?”

“I would be honored to make the grave of the greatest American lawman.” the Knocker answered. “ Who wouldn’t be?”

“I have an idea for a Bible passage you could use, Mr. Reeves.” Martin said.

“Naw, keep it to yourself, Dr. Glass. I don’t mind talking about my grave, but talking about my epitaph feels like a bridge too far. It doesn’t seem right for a man to know his own epitaph.”

When the Knocker finished, he stood back and allowed the others to appraise his work.

GEORGE SLEATHER

19th CENTURY

WITH JOY YOU WILL DRAW WATER

FROM THE WELLS OF SALVATION

“An excellent job, Alan.” Matthew said.

“It’s very pretty.” Joseph said. “The grave, the headstone, the sun setting in the back, that wide, beautiful sky…Mr. Reeves, Mr. Leeds, you have a very beautiful country.”

“Thank you, Dr. Morton.” Mr. Reeves said.

“Your country is big and wide and filled with strangeness.”

“There’s great ugliness here, but also great beauty, as you said.”

“And sunsets as big as the universe.” Joseph said.

“Those are quite nice, aren’t they?”

“In Blackwall, Mr. Reeves, the sun doesn’t set. It just goes behind buildings. But this, this is a sunset.”

Mr. Leeds, with one hand, carried the coffin to the grave and placed it inside.

They said a few words over the coffin–words that asked God to forgive his sins, words that expressed sympathy for his painful demise, and words that extolled any psychopomp that might one day take an interest in guiding his soul through the deep Astral to be patient with him and to take him to a place with cool, deep waters.

They had only a little to say, for they had only known George for a ew moments, but if George Slather could have heard them through his blissful slumber, he would have wept with joy to know that people said something over his body.

When they had said their peace, the Knocker gestured, and the earth filled itself, swallowing the coffin of George Slather and leaving behind a grave so perfectly filled that it appeared as if the earth was never upturned.

A note of surprise fluted in Mr. Leeds’ throat. The four men and the Knocker turned to where he was looking to see the ghost of the camel stroll up to the red pond, dip its long neck, and sip from the water.

“Look at that.” Joseph said. “The poor thing had to endure the man’s wrath. Now he gets to partake of the man’s peace. There is justice in the universe.”

“Is that a camel?” Alan asked. “America has camels?”

Matthew smiled. “There’s a very interesting story behind all this. Alan, behind the camel, behind the pond, and behind poor George Sleath. There’s a saloon not too far from here, Martin says they sell a remarkable pepper sauce. Let’s go there with Whisper, and I’ll share with you some of the strange history of the strangest continent in the world. Alan, have you ever heard of the United States Camel Corp?”